I HAVE BEEN SICK!

I feel like I am preaching to those who DO NOT FUCKING LISTEN! Constantly up My fucking ass wanting a chat, wanting Me to e-mail back. They visit this site but do they NOT read My twitter posts? When I say I am sick…I AM FUCKING SICK! Don’t get your panties all twisted when I bitch at you because you have your dick in hand hoping for a fucking freebie. DAMN!

I swear…it is like *I* can’t get a day off. Unlike you jerkoffs, I HAVE A FUCKING LIFE! When I am not taking calls, some of these slaves/submissives think it is the end of the fucking world. If you have every seen the movie “What about Bob?” THEY are BOB! I am that one Dr. who is trying to escape the nonsense and to have a nice time. Well..in this case…I am spending more time on My back in My bed. Got a hold of some ice cream and it has fucked Me up. Not only Me, but My fiancee as well! So we are both still suffering. Plus last week was the time of the month and that right there should indicate I am NOT one to be fucking with.

I can ignore at ANY time. Besides, as I tell those that constantly do NOT understand that I have a life outside of this realm, if you want Me THAT FUCKING BAD then call this line:

So if you don’t need Me bad enough to pay $10/min while I am having a life, then, MY time isn’t worth your nonsense!

I am hoping to be on cam WEDNESDAY…where? Not sure. Will post when I know.

Now…I am going to lay down and try to get rid of this queezy ass stomach pain. LATER!

Talk Sugar Not Allowed to Use “Hypnosis” Wording.

This is from Talk Sugar’s Admin:
2012-05-10 17:39:50 UTC
New banned word: Due to new rules at a credit card company (that wishes to remain nameless), we are not permitted to display the word ‘hypno’, ‘hypnotic’, or ‘hypnosis’. These words are being edited from the site today. We ask that you use substitute words such as ‘mind control’, or ‘mind submission’. FYI: We have changed the name of the ‘Hypnosis’ category to ‘Mind Control’. Thank you.

I just got this TODAY! So…besides…I call it mind fucking. LOL Guess I am safe. So I am now edited My “mind fucking” listing.

Also I have heard that some girls are NOT getting paid by Talk Sugar. Seems that they go through this issue. I have been getting paid. Not sure if I am just the “lucky” one, but here are some pointers, if you are not getting paid.
Since they have gone to Direct Deposit (DD as I will call it), most type it in real fast without checking the info. Make sure you type it slow! Another tip is to confirm WITH YOUR BANK that you have the correct routing and account number information. Some banks, like credit unions, may use a different system when it comes to the routing number. Also, some get the routing and account numbers mixed up and flip them around when they enter them in. Such as putting the routing number where the account number should go…and so forth.

I have NEVER had a problem being paid via Talk Sugar. When they used to pay by check, it was the banks that wouldn’t cash them correct and cause a NSF. They see that the check is from Canada and try to put it through the Canadian Clearing House when it is to go to American Clearing House. That was a common problem by them, which is also why they no longer do checks. Mostly because of the complaints. So it has been DD for awhile now.

Now let’s say you HAVE contacted them via their e-mail and no response. First CHECK YOUR EMAIL ON TALK SUGAR! That is most important. Is the e-mail correct? Also check your SPAM or TRASH FOLDER. Yahoo, Gmail, MSN may be blocking the mail and putting it in your spam folder. If you haven’t e-mailed them, this is the HOST ONLY e-mail host_support@TalkSugar.com this e-mail is NOT for members of the site who call.

If any of you girls have questions in regards to why you are not getting paid, check out their help section and get their e-mail address. It will help.

Gonna go for now…

Just added to the “Wall of Degradation”

Click the tab above and check out the NEWEST in the “WALL OF DEGRADATION“. Or look below at the newest entry:

05/07/12
DAMN! Has it really been THAT long since I added more losers to this page? I guess so. Well…this was sent a few days ago and yes I have been ignoring him. Mostly because he wants attention and I didn’t want to give it. This is a picture of Keith’s pathetic nub:
Keith calls Me on NiteFlirt at this listing:
Call HelenBed for phone sex on Niteflirt.com

LOL I mean with that so called “size” would you even call it a dick? It is more like a diclit. HA maybe he should just tell girls he has the world’s largest CLIT. Or he enjoys stuffing his pillow’s pussy. He can’t do anything with it. Midgets wouldn’t even want him because they, too, have standards! LMAO!

If you seek some Small Penis Humiliation, feel free to call Me at either:
NiteFlirt and get 3 MINUTES FREE
Call HelenBed for phone sex on Niteflirt.com
My Phone Site and get $6 FREE

Just a quick note…

Sorry guys but NO cam shows today! :( I am not happy either. I am cramping like a mofo. Wasn’t expecting for it to hit so fast today. Should be on by next Monday or sooner. Will update when I am. Or you can just call My “view your cam” line on http://helenbed.myphonesite.com and I can watch you humor Me and make Me smile!

Prepay Webcam

I do offer prepay webcam sessions. I accept tributes on NiteFlirt, Amazon and Payoneer. I recommend that you use My Phone Site though.

Can’t call but want to do a webcam show? Then choose the package you are looking for. Just make sure you contact Me FIRST so I know what kind of a webcam session you are looking for. It starts out at $1.99 but decreases by $0.10/min with every 10 minutes.  Also IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE UPDATED YOUR MESSENGER SERVICE FOR BEST CAM EXPERIENCE! You can send Me a message at either:

Skype (preferred): helen-bed

Yahoo: helenbedbbw

MSN: helenbed@live.com

10 MINUTE CAM SHOW $19.90

10 MINUTE CAM SHOW $19.90

This is for a 10 minute cam show via Skype, Yahoo or MSN ONLY! If you wish NOT to call Me via MyPhoneSite. Skype (preferred): helen-bed; Yahoo: helenbedbbw; MSN: helenbed@live.com

Price : $19.90

15 MINUTE CAM SHOW $29.85

15 MINUTE CAM SHOW $29.85

This is for a 15 minute cam show via Skype, Yahoo or MSN ONLY! If you wish NOT to call Me via MyPhoneSite. Skype (preferred): helen-bed; Yahoo: helenbedbbw; MSN: helenbed@live.com

Price : $29.85

20 MINUTE CAM SHOW $37.80

20 MINUTE CAM SHOW $37.80

This is for a 20 minute cam show via Skype, Yahoo or MSN ONLY! If you wish NOT to call Me via MyPhoneSite. Skype (preferred): helen-bed; Yahoo: helenbedbbw; MSN: helenbed@live.com

Price : $37.80

25 MINUTE CAM SHOW $47.25

25 MINUTE CAM SHOW $47.25

This is for a 25 minute cam show via Skype, Yahoo or MSN ONLY! If you wish NOT to call Me via MyPhoneSite. Skype (preferred): helen-bed; Yahoo: helenbedbbw; MSN: helenbed@live.com

Price : $47.25

30 MINUTE CAM SHOW $53.70

30 MINUTE CAM SHOW $53.70

This is for a 30 minute cam show via Skype, Yahoo or MSN ONLY! If you wish NOT to call Me via MyPhoneSite. Skype (preferred): helen-bed; Yahoo: helenbedbbw; MSN: helenbed@live.com

Price : $53.70

35 MINUTE CAM SHOW $62.65

35 MINUTE CAM SHOW $62.65

This is for a 35 minute cam show via Skype, Yahoo or MSN ONLY! If you wish NOT to call Me via MyPhoneSite. Skype (preferred): helen-bed; Yahoo: helenbedbbw; MSN: helenbed@live.com

Price : $62.65

40 MINUTE CAM SHOW $67.60

40 MINUTE CAM SHOW $67.60

This is for a 40 minute cam show via Skype, Yahoo or MSN ONLY! If you wish NOT to call Me via MyPhoneSite. Skype (preferred): helen-bed; Yahoo: helenbedbbw; MSN: helenbed@live.com

Price : $67.60

45 MINUTE CAM SHOW $76.05

45 MINUTE CAM SHOW $76.05

This is for a 45 minute cam show via Skype, Yahoo or MSN ONLY! If you wish NOT to call Me via MyPhoneSite. Skype (preferred): helen-bed; Yahoo: helenbedbbw; MSN: helenbed@live.com

Price : $76.05

50 MINUTE CAM SHOW $79.50

50 MINUTE CAM SHOW $79.50

This is for a 50 minute cam show via Skype, Yahoo or MSN ONLY! If you wish NOT to call Me via MyPhoneSite. Skype (preferred): helen-bed; Yahoo: helenbedbbw; MSN: helenbed@live.com

Price : $79.50

55 MINUTE CAM SHOW $87.45

55 MINUTE CAM SHOW $87.45

This is for a 55 minute cam show via Skype, Yahoo or MSN ONLY! If you wish NOT to call Me via MyPhoneSite. Skype (preferred): helen-bed; Yahoo: helenbedbbw; MSN: helenbed@live.com

Price : $87.45

My Phone Site

Helen Bed

Helen Bed

(877) 814-6794

Ext : 100211
Rate : $1.49 / min

Mommy Helen Bed

Mommy Helen Bed

(877) 814-6794

Ext : 100213
Rate : $1.49 / min

Helen Beds Financial Domination

Helen Beds Financial Domination

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Ext : 101474
Rate : $1.99 / min

 

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Some of you have asked for Me to be able to watch you on cam. Here is what you need to do. Send Me a message at skype: helen-bed or yahoo: helenbedbbw telling Me you want Me to watch you on cam. If it is just PREPAY cam it is $20 for 10 minutes *OR* if it is more than 10 minutes, $1.50/min. If you want to call you can call, you can call Me on My Phone Site and new clients get $6.00 FREE! Just click the CALL BUTTON below to call or sign up if new.

Helen Bed Watches You On Cam

Helen Bed Watches You On Cam

(877) 814-6794

Ext : 108485
Rate : $1.50 / min